Thursday, January 21, 2010

Notes to the Universe

Dear Diet: You are making me so boring. Thinner? Yeah, sure. Healthier? Prob. But I'm still on the fence about whether you're worth it. I am no fun to be around these days. Heck, I don't even like hanging out with myself that much. I appreciate what you're trying to do, really I do, but I hope you understand when I say that when this is all over I'm moving on. Three more weeks and you're outta here. Make that two and a half.

Dear Winter: Why?

Dear Spring: Everybody loves you, I know. But I think you're just a big tease. And I think you love it, getting everybody's hopes up, just to dash them a few days later. Yeah, you get me good every single year. I fall for your tricks, try as I might to keep my guard up. Ooohhh, you're good.

Dear Earrings: Do ya'll plan that out? That thing where one of you goes off somewhere and the other stays where I put you? And then you switch off and the first one shows up in some random place, but then the other one isn't in the original spot anymore? That's funny. Now stop it.

My Dear Children: Would you stop aging? Please?

Dear Cotton: You are so soft and comfortable, warm or cool as needed, versatile and affordable. But.......why you always gotta SHRINK like that?

Dear Hot Chocolate: I know. Shhhh, I know. I miss you too. It's gonna be okay. Don't tell the Diet, but when I finish up with him, you and me, we're back on. That's right, HC, we're about to start up again. Big time.


Melwel said...

Dear are so clever.....and fun

erin noelle said...

Dear HC. Seriously, if you and Kimi get back together, then why do the diet? Why go to all the prob if you're gonna hook back up with your old flames?

Melanie said...

Can you get any funnier? And cleverer???? (I know that probably isn't a word and just made you crazy) Dear diet, get over it fast so Kimi can be happy again.

Si said...

The earring thing. Seriously. I have ONE earring sitting in my jewl box, waiting for the other one to re appear. So sad. It happened just like you said!
Oh, and the diet thing, yes, it's making you a not so fun friend. just sayin.

Diane said...

I can relate to most everything you said except the Diet part. I don't think I could do what you're doing. I'm proud of you and I hope you will get the result you are hoping for. I think we should all go for a HC together when your term is up and celebrate!